i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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