And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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