He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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