One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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