Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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