Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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