Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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