Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just googled if crying burns calories
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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