Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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