O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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