Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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