yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i think my mom watched the whole time
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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