glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
We were destined to go to rehab together
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
