Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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