He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
