what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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