Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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