is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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