Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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