Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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