Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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