I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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