Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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