apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
A+ Viking dick
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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