Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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