it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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