C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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