I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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