Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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