Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
