Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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