It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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