she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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