Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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