Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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