I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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