Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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