I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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