i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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