girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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