Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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