If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
There's even glitter on my cock...
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