I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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