how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Dicks are not precious.
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