i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
