His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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