I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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