none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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