Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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