I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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