That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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