the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
