We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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