I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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