I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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